Fabien Clan Admin
Number of posts : 809 Age : 57 Location : Seattle, WA - USA Reputation : 8 Points : 1029 Registration date : 2009-01-27
| Subject: You know you play too much Call of Duty when... Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:18 am | |
| -You hit the deck and yell "GRENADE!!!" when you hear something fall next to you -You yell to your coworkers "COVER ME! IM RELOADING" when you run out of staples -You grab your boss’s briefcase, open it for five seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb diffused. Good job team" -Whenever you see someone standing on a roof, you think to yourself "fucking glitcher" -You cook everything you throw for at least 2 seconds -Whenever you hear a helicopter, you wonder whose it is -You see a soldier on TV has a M203 attached to his M16; you immediately turn it off because he is a n00b -You run for cover whenever you hear a helicopter -Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck -You finish a magazine then yell "CHANGING MAG" -You hold your breath to steady your pencil when writing -You’re afraid that the UPS guy is planting C4 at your door step -You see a camera flash and you hit the floor -You yell "FRAG OUT" when throwing a snowball -You yell "COVER ME! IM RELOADING" when filling up the Xerox machine -You hear "damn- We just got our asses kicked" inside your head when you fail a test -You avoid staircases because you’re afraid of claymores -You avoid driving near churches because they are good sniper spots -Whenever someone has a coughing fit, you get into a defensive position because tabun gas cant throw itself -You run to cover and fear artillery when you hear a whistle -You say to your girlfriend "outstanding marine! Out fucking standing" after having sex -You hear dogs barking and in your head you hear "Our hounds will tear zem to SHREDS!!!" -You yell "CAPTURE THE OBJECTIVE" when entering a supermarket -You subconsciously include Call of Duty phrases like "Rodger" in everyday conversation -You have to restrain yourself from knifing someone walking out of an airplane bathroom -You jump off of a 10 story building because fuckit, you have commando pro -You give all foliage a second glance because maybe it’s a ghillie -You walk outside and say "ooohh I haven’t played this map before" -You’re at a party and you think to yourself "one grenade in that room and ill definitely get a harrier" -When you’re at a golf course you sprint to a flag, hit the deck and yell "SECURING CHARLIE" -You scan high rise buildings for snipers -You see an airplane in the sky and you yell "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE" -You look out of a window and think "damn this is a great sniper spot" -You see someone get hit by a car and say "tango down" -someone walks through the door during dinner and you throw your knife at them -You can’t stand playing hide and seek because it promotes camping -You crouch in a corner and pull out a laptop hoping to get some kills with a predator missile -You’re thankful that UPS doesn’t need red smoke to deliver packages -You duck tape a GPS device to the side of your paintball gun and start looking for enemies -You put duck tape on a rock, throw it at someone and yell "STUCK +100" -You hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT’S ALL OVER" -You go to a gun store and ask if you can have the akimbo attachment -You have an uncontrollable urge to knife caged chickens at the market -You refer to the bus stop as LZ and DZ -Your friend comes to pick you up and just as he is about to turn onto your street he says "hammer 3-4 this is big bird we're at bingo fuel" and turns around -You have secret code names for your teachers such as Makarov or Sheppard -You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMP-ED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" whenever the power goes out -You see a girl skipping and say to yourself, "she’s lagging" -You reffer to your friends by their gamertags | |
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Number of posts : 534 Age : 41 Location : anywhere in los angeles ca. Reputation : 6 Points : 453 Registration date : 2008-09-29
| Subject: Re: You know you play too much Call of Duty when... Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:33 pm | |
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Pink Clan Admin
Number of posts : 2923 Age : 50 Location : Germany Reputation : 16 Points : 3037 Registration date : 2007-07-13
| Subject: Re: You know you play too much Call of Duty when... Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:12 pm | |
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Number of posts : 1440 Age : 48 Location : Mefisto Reputation : 14 Points : 1681 Registration date : 2009-07-24
| Subject: Re: You know you play too much Call of Duty when... Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:00 pm | |
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Number of posts : 596 Age : 51 Location : U.S.A. Reputation : 6 Points : 682 Registration date : 2009-04-07
| Subject: Re: You know you play too much Call of Duty when... Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:22 pm | |
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