Top reasons you play too much FEAR

Hey guys

As the topic says this post is so you can share your reasons you play too much FEAR, I have my ten reasons but won’t share them all now because I want you to post yours so we all can make a new post “101 reasons you play too much FEAR” .

My reasons are:

1. - Your language has been reduced to the one of the woodchat, Roger!

2. – Every time you see someone you dislike you start pointing and screaming “Target sighted”

3. – When you go to a party with your group of friends and see that there’s other group of friends bigger than yours you can’t avoid shout “TEAMS, TEAMS” and they you ask someone of they to switch friends

4.- When you are walking and see something “shiny” in the floor you just jump backwards hitting everyone behind you and instead of saying sorry you just say ”Proxi”

5. _ You avoid any kinds of physical games cause you know that if you accidentally hit someone he’ll die instantaneity

That’s all for today, try to post at least one reason and number it, I mean if you post one behind me it will be 6.- Bla bla bla bla and then 7.- Bla bla bla bla

Hope you like the post and if you don’t like it please switch so I can shoot you down , just kidding, we’ll just call vote and kick you out …lol

Cya in the woods

6. When u r in wood u always look for laser in the midle of it.

7. In every place u are going very slow because u know that maybe there r some promixy granades on your way.

8. u eat 1 bigmac and u drink 1 glass of water per day

9. U play Fear 25 h a day

10. to drown out my wife talking to me and to get a break from kids

10. You get to play with the best players and become one of them.

11. You get to meet some really cool ppl and you make some really good friends

Ha ha all reasons you write and:

12. You driving 25 years old car couse you spend all your money to buy best computer in the world and than use it to play FEAR in 800x600 (all on Low) couse you wanna have like 800 fps

Someone pisses you off and all you think is...

"Where'd i put my asp...."

Nero wrote:

Someone pisses you off and all you think is...

"Where'd i put my asp...."

or:

SCMD LOGIN <password>
SCMD BANUSER........

SCMD LOGIN <password>
SCMD BANUSER........
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or:

In case of mortals... read it non admins

Esc
Call vote
Kick.......
T......F1
T......F1
T......F1!!!

Or Alt+F4, lmao. I regret now, one time person call vote and other say, "how do i vote?" (10 times!)

After telling him a few times to hit f1 or f2, i just said, "Alt+F4", and POOF. he was gone.

New players push alt+F4 when u say them that it opens For ex. cheat mode in multi. Like me 1 year ago.

I know I play to much FEAR when my friends talk to me more on FEAR than on phone!

Whenever you feel in trouble you say "Need assistance" and some milliseconds latter someone else tell you "This way"